72 lines
6.6 KiB
PHP
72 lines
6.6 KiB
PHP
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<meta charset="UTF-8">
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<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
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<link rel="stylesheet" href="style.css">
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<title>Kergart Browser Games LTD</title>
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</head>
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<body>
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<header>
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<img src="images/popcorn.svg" alt="Popcorn Icon" class="header-icon popcorn">
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<h1>Kergart Browser Games Ltd.</h1>
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<h4>A premium amateur **** selection.<br>Only available on https://kergart.versuchsgelaende.de!</h4>
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</header>
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<main>
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<!-- Game sections with popcorn image -->
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<section class="game">
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<video src="videos/flappy-bird.mp4" class="game-video" controls autoplay loop></video>
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<h2>Flappy Jan</h2>
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<p>
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Flappy-Jan, the wing-challenged avian adventurer, is the epitome of gravity-defying absurdity in the pixelated realm. With feathers that seem to have missed the memo on aerodynamics, Flappy-Jan embarks on a mission to redefine the art of flight – or rather, the lack thereof. Navigating through a world of pipes that apparently moonlight as overzealous decorators, our feathered friend flaps with a determination that suggests it's on a quest to discover the meaning of life, or perhaps just trying to avoid a feathery fiasco. The comical clumsiness of Flappy-Jan is a testament to the hilariously frustrating nature of the game, where every tap of the screen sends our feathered hero soaring into the chaotic symphony of pipe collisions. It's a bird-brained ballet that will leave you questioning not only your gaming skills but also the very fabric of avian physics. Good luck trying to keep a straight face while Flappy-Jan clumsily flutters through the whimsical mayhem!
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</p>
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<a href="flappy-bird">Play Now</a>
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</section>
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<section class="game">
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<video src="videos/need-for-speed.mp4" class="game-video" controls autoplay loop></video>
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<h2>Need for Kergi</h2>
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<p>
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"Need for Kergi," the turbocharged extravaganza that transforms the asphalt into a runway for speed demons, takes the art of illegal street racing to a whole new level of fur and fury. Picture this: adrenaline-pumping cheetahs, raccoon gearheads, and hip-hop beats that even a hedgehog would breakdance to. In this anthropomorphic race fest, the asphalt jungle becomes the playground for turbocharged turtles and sleek sloths vying for supremacy in the world of underground racing. The streets are lined with neon lights, and instead of dodging traffic, our speed-hungry critters navigate through an obstacle course of acorns, banana peels, and the occasional mischievous squirrel. It's pedal-to-the-metal madness, where even the slow and steady are revving up their engines for a chance at glory. Buckle up for a wild ride as Need for Kergi unleashes the inner racer in every creature, proving that speed knows no species in this zany and fur-tastic racing adventure!
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</p>
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<a href="need-for-speed">Play Now</a>
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</section>
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<section class="game">
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<video src="videos/rock-paper-scissor.mp4" class="game-video" controls autoplay loop></video>
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<h2>Jan, Jan, Jan</h2>
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<p>
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In the cosmic realm of "Jan, Jan, Jan," the janitorial universe unveils its quirky rendition of the classic Rock, Paper, Scissors game. Picture this whimsical jamboree: our steadfast custodian, Jan, takes the spotlight armed not with conventional weapons but equipped with a trusty mop, facing off against the formidable trio transformed into sweeping brooms, crumpled paper balls, and interlocking dustpans. The battle unfolds in a celestial dance, where the mighty mop triumphs over the unruly broom, the crumpled paper gracefully yields to the all-encompassing dustpan, and the interlocking dustpans deftly outmaneuver the crisscrossing bristles of the sweeping broom. Each round becomes a janitorial masterpiece, a testament to the cosmic prowess of Jan in this interstellar janitorial adventure. "Jan, Jan, Jan" becomes a celestial choreography where cleanliness meets the cosmos, and victory is defined by the mastery of janitorial tools in this cosmic rendition of the timeless game!
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</p>
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<a href="rock-paper-scissor">Play Now</a>
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</section>
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<section class="game">
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<video src="videos/space-drifter.mp4" class="game-video" controls autoplay loop></video>
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<h2>Space Kergi</h2>
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<p>
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Space Jan, the cosmic maverick with a mop and a mission, embarks on an intergalactic cleaning spree that turns the vastness of space into a sparkling sanctuary. Armed with a space-age vacuum and a helmet that looks suspiciously like a janitor's cap, Space Jan maneuvers through asteroid fields and cosmic dust bunnies, tidying up the universe one celestial body at a time. Instead of dodging aliens, our celestial custodian faces off against rogue space debris and unruly stardust, determined to leave no corner of the cosmos untouched by cleanliness. The vacuum roars with the power of a rocket engine as Space Jan zips and zooms, turning space into a spick-and-span spectacle. It's not just a space adventure; it's an out-of-this-world cleanup mission that proves even the vacuum of space can't escape the meticulous touch of our cosmic custodian!
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</p>
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<a href="space-drifter">Play Now</a>
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</section>
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<section class="game" style="margin-bottom:20%">
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<video src="videos/tik-tak-toe.mp4" class="game-video" controls autoplay loop></video>
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<h2>Tik-Tok-Jan</h2>
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<p>
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Tik-Tok-Jan, the trendsetting sensation of the grid, is a whirlwind of choreographed moves and catchy beats that transforms the classic game of tic-tac-toe into a dance-off extravaganza. Picture this: Xs and Os boogieing to the rhythm, with every move punctuated by a perfectly timed dab, floss, or maybe even a moonwalk. The grid becomes a virtual dance floor where each square is a stage for Tik-Tok-Jan to showcase its viral dance moves. Instead of the usual stoic Xs and Os, our charismatic characters strut their stuff with style, and victory isn't just about three in a row – it's about achieving the perfect dance combo. Get ready for a tic-tac-toe experience that's not only strategic but also a dance party where every move leaves you tapping your feet and wondering if you're witnessing the birth of the next big TikTok trend. It's toe-tapping, grid-hopping fun that proves tic-tac-toe isn't just a game; it's a dance revolution waiting to happen!
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</p>
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<a href="tik-tak-toe">Play Now</a>
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</section>
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</main>
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<footer>
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<p>© 2023 Kergart Browser Games Ltd.<br>
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and Hansi Enterprises GmbH and CoKG
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